This reminds Kaitlyn and Lizzie that their computers are two years old — not that old, but not brand-new either.They don’t function perfectly anymore, and they’re full of dead skin. 1 Shade Darker Christian says “Calm isn’t really my forte.” The film is having an Italian moment.Certainly your chances improve if you put yourself in the company of others who also care enough about their happiness to admit “their way” isn’t working and invest in their future relationship success. If you are a mature, accomplished, single person seeking a lasting relationship.And you can get yourself into the company of others with the same goal, you will not be single for long.
1 Shade Darker At the gallery, Ana notices that most of the art is just giant black-and-white portraits of her leaning against trees and giggling — the kind of photos that come pre-selected when you buy a frame.(She’s a visual learner.) I think if they had turned the camera fully to face Jamie Dornan at this point, we would see that Dakota Johnson actually drew a giant smiley face on his chest.Later, after several hours and a party, Christian takes off his shirt and the lipstick lines on his chest are still crisp and perfect somehow. 1 Shade Lighter Christian has Ana spit on a couple of metal ping-pong balls (spit is not a good lubricant, Christian) and then puts them in her vagina, saying, “You’ll figure out what they’re for.” She’s like, “lol, okay! ” A woman sitting in front of us is annoyed by Lizzie serving as the voice of the resistance. We’re sitting in the dark, but you know what’s dark?It squeaks while Christian Grey glares at a waitress who is simply opening a bottle of wine for him as requested, and we all laugh.Lizzie and Kaitlyn celebrate the moment by sipping from a can of Coke and a paper cup of Diet Coke, respectively.