I've never known a man or woman walk out of a relationship with one of us — no matter how brief, torturous, or complicated — and say that they regretted it. Sure, we're also tragically beautiful and flawless and we've got excellent taste in fashion and art (and basically everything else), but we're also smart, both book-wise and street-wise. well, anything you need calling out on, and we'll make sure you check yourself (before you wreck yourself), because we're into the whole honesty thing.Be careful, however, because the woman of your dreams may become ...Japanese rope tying, often referred to as "Kinbaku" is a form of erotic art in which partners derive pleasure from the act of binding and being bound.Unless you screw your Russian girl over, and then it’s end times for you, pal.Lord help your soul if you’ve angered a Russian girl’s family. The Russians basically invented space travel and just try to find another writer besides Nabokov who can seamlessly craft a grammatically sound sentence that is over a page in length?The thing that our Russian-ness makes us all have in common?However we personally like to have fun, and personally like to entertain, we're amazing at it. Not to be vain or anything (OK, maybe a little bit), but clothes are a pretty integral part of who we are.
If you’ve won over the hearts of your Russian lady love and her family, they will probably love you forever, vigorously worry about you like it's a competitive sport, and feed you until you definitely need to loosen your belt.
But we know how to have a good time, and we know how to entertain.
What "having a good time" and "entertaining" actually look like will vary from woman to woman because, duh, we're all incredibly unique just like anyone else.
(OK, I'm being faux-cocky here for effect, but honestly, looking at it now, most of what I wrote is true.
I would just never actually say those things out loud and mean them because that's one thing Russian girls are not: overly braggy, annoying people.)Russian women get a bad reputation for the whole "mail order bride" business, but I'm here to shatter that misguided notion (sorry not sorry): Most Russian girls don't actually sell themselves to American men for money.